Yes, well, I don’t know about you, but I for sure have spent a lot of time on Argus already.
I have probably spent more time on that planet, than I have on any other “major Patch content” for quite a while. But, granted, it is a planet, after all!
How do I know, you ask? This is how!
You know, you have been on Argus for too long, when…
Well, for starters, when your blog starts to suffer!
It’s rare I go almost an entire week without a post…
/Blush. I am so busted.
Whenever your children play with that toy-slime thing, in the colour of bright green, you begin to chuckle to yourself, thinking “Hah…Fel….” (all the while, hesitating to grab it out of their hands, yelling “Noooo, danger, don’t touch that!”)
Whenever you, on your way to work, notice something that shines (that happens!) on the ground over at the other side of the road, but – instead of investigating what it is – you think “No way, there might just be a bottomless pit hidden on the way to it! Not worth it, so not worth it!”
Whenever you begin to wander off, and no longer sticks to walking on the pavement, because, let’s face it, it’s no longer a safe zone now, is it?
Whenever you, when walking around, suddenly just starts looking at the sky, wondering for real, what it would be like, to actually have wings…
Whenever you pass by a dog or cat, or another pet on the street, you suddenly find yourself growling at them, secretly hoping you had a cannon of your own to one-shot them, so they can feel what that’s like!
…And then you feel bad, because you realize, it’s not really their fault, that your pet collection is so limited, and your devotion to pet battles is so low. It’s not their fault either, that you are so stubborn. And, also they were kinda cute…
Whenever you walk by someone in need of medical aid (that totally happens too!), and you – instead of helping, which you normally do – just hide in the bushes, in case whatever injured them, is coming to get you too!
Chances are, it probably will, and that person won’t even appreciate you helped in the first place, for some reason! (What is UP with that on Argus?!)
Whenever you begin to wonder, how large extra-large really is, when it comes to bra-sizes….
That’s about it this round for me!
Any signs of you being on Argus for too long, please do share 😉
Have a wonderful evening everyone 🙂